For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT
wait what does fanny mean in england
in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.
hands over ownership of this post 2 u
if i get my period on my wedding day im calling my wedding off
I hope she plays you just like you played me. I really want you to know how it feels to want to be with someone and find out it was all a lie.
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have